| Android Undead Local #34 Executive Board Members |
Only having been Undead 6 months, Loretta got her start as a participant in the Zillion
Zombie March on Washington in 2065, and has dedicated her Afterlife to the Undead
Community. She has lead local strikes, boycotts, and the well known "Undead-In" in
2072 at the University of Illinois, Champaign/Urbana/Taco Bell where she orchestrated a
mass body barricade of Undead students at the Student Union to protest the University's
un-Undead hiring politicises in the janitorial and cafeteria divisions.
Loretta started serving on the A.U. Local #34 Executive Board in 2079 as a Trustee and
was soon appointed a full-time Undead Agent. In 2094 Loretta was elected to the
position of Vice-President after the reigning V.P. was mistakenly buried by his children.
Today, Loretta's goals are to acquire equal rights in all United Imperial States of Earth
businesses, schools and beach front communities.
Zombie March on Washington in 2065, and has dedicated her Afterlife to the Undead
Community. She has lead local strikes, boycotts, and the well known "Undead-In" in
2072 at the University of Illinois, Champaign/Urbana/Taco Bell where she orchestrated a
mass body barricade of Undead students at the Student Union to protest the University's
un-Undead hiring politicises in the janitorial and cafeteria divisions.
Loretta started serving on the A.U. Local #34 Executive Board in 2079 as a Trustee and
was soon appointed a full-time Undead Agent. In 2094 Loretta was elected to the
position of Vice-President after the reigning V.P. was mistakenly buried by his children.
Today, Loretta's goals are to acquire equal rights in all United Imperial States of Earth
businesses, schools and beach front communities.
| Loretta Militello Vice-President, Undead Agent |
After a motorcycle jump went terribly wrong, Gunner found himself a member of the
Undead Community. Living an Afterlife of carefree leisure, no longer concerned about
breaking his neck in an accident, Gunner has become a trailblazer to the young Undead
Community who are now seeing the advantage to the Afterlife, rather than the limitations.
Gunner joined the A.U. Local #34 in 2102 in response to the limited drivers license laws
passed in the United Imperial States of Earth, forbidding the Undead from driving after
dark, stating their decaying and detaching retinas were a safety hazard.
Gunner has moved up in the Union to Recording Secretary, Undead Agent, still spending
his free time counseling the recently deceased under 30 crowd, and drag racing in
abandoned cemeteries.
Undead Community. Living an Afterlife of carefree leisure, no longer concerned about
breaking his neck in an accident, Gunner has become a trailblazer to the young Undead
Community who are now seeing the advantage to the Afterlife, rather than the limitations.
Gunner joined the A.U. Local #34 in 2102 in response to the limited drivers license laws
passed in the United Imperial States of Earth, forbidding the Undead from driving after
dark, stating their decaying and detaching retinas were a safety hazard.
Gunner has moved up in the Union to Recording Secretary, Undead Agent, still spending
his free time counseling the recently deceased under 30 crowd, and drag racing in
abandoned cemeteries.
Dying at the age of 67, Stanley became a member of the Undead Community in 2099.
He has been an active member of the A.U. Local #34 for six years, starting as a Flag
Bearer, Coffee Pot Cleaner, Chair Stacker and eventually being elected to the
Executive Board as a Trustee, after griping about how much his feet hurt.
While most Undead die in their 20's or 30's, Stanley is a rare member of the community
by having spent so many years in The Life. Has vast experience and knowledge of the
Living make him invaluable to the Board, especially with the years and years of
grievances he's obtained by being one of them.
Survived by his wife, Helen, who threw him out after his death (an all too common
scenario), Stanley spends his time recounting his past and mumbling about things only
he finds interesting.
He has been an active member of the A.U. Local #34 for six years, starting as a Flag
Bearer, Coffee Pot Cleaner, Chair Stacker and eventually being elected to the
Executive Board as a Trustee, after griping about how much his feet hurt.
While most Undead die in their 20's or 30's, Stanley is a rare member of the community
by having spent so many years in The Life. Has vast experience and knowledge of the
Living make him invaluable to the Board, especially with the years and years of
grievances he's obtained by being one of them.
Survived by his wife, Helen, who threw him out after his death (an all too common
scenario), Stanley spends his time recounting his past and mumbling about things only
he finds interesting.
| Stanley McChesney Trustee, Undead Agent |
Built in 2095 for CEO positions in the Corporate World of the United Imperial States of
Earth, she ran three Fortune 500 businesses at the same time from 2096-2101 until
she was replaced by the Elizatron II Model. Still sharp and productive, she found her
way to the Android Undead Union Local #34 and was immediately elected to
Vice-President.
A strong leader, known for her outspoken views and unwavering stances, Elizatron has
a much admired vindictive streak in her. Designed for the cut-throat world of big
business, she has challenged laws and found loopholes to aide many Androids in
keeping their rightful place amongst the Living Society. Most notable was her fight to
get Android recharging stations located at every gas station, rest stop and Starbucks.
In her spare time, Elizatron works closely with members of the 12 Step Program, AA
(Abandoned Androids) counseling them on how to function after they have been
dismissed from the positions they were originally built to perform.
Earth, she ran three Fortune 500 businesses at the same time from 2096-2101 until
she was replaced by the Elizatron II Model. Still sharp and productive, she found her
way to the Android Undead Union Local #34 and was immediately elected to
Vice-President.
A strong leader, known for her outspoken views and unwavering stances, Elizatron has
a much admired vindictive streak in her. Designed for the cut-throat world of big
business, she has challenged laws and found loopholes to aide many Androids in
keeping their rightful place amongst the Living Society. Most notable was her fight to
get Android recharging stations located at every gas station, rest stop and Starbucks.
In her spare time, Elizatron works closely with members of the 12 Step Program, AA
(Abandoned Androids) counseling them on how to function after they have been
dismissed from the positions they were originally built to perform.
| Elizatron Vice-President, Android Agent |
A 2035 Middle School Teaching Model, Mr. Harrison has been working in Living
classrooms with pre-teens for over 72 years. His continued employment is primarily due
to budgetary cut backs that prevent schools from affording new Teaching Androids.
Overworked and exhausted by the repetition of teaching the intellectually inferior,
Mr. Harrison joined the Android Undead Union Local #34 in 2089 to push school board
issues that will hopefully grant him retirement.
Encouraged to join the Executive Board in 2104 in part to his being one of the few
Android Union members who is still actively working within the Living Community,
Mr. Harrison's insight has been instrumental in moving the Union forward, creating new
avenues for the future, and keeping up with what's hot in the 11-13 year-old set.
classrooms with pre-teens for over 72 years. His continued employment is primarily due
to budgetary cut backs that prevent schools from affording new Teaching Androids.
Overworked and exhausted by the repetition of teaching the intellectually inferior,
Mr. Harrison joined the Android Undead Union Local #34 in 2089 to push school board
issues that will hopefully grant him retirement.
Encouraged to join the Executive Board in 2104 in part to his being one of the few
Android Union members who is still actively working within the Living Community,
Mr. Harrison's insight has been instrumental in moving the Union forward, creating new
avenues for the future, and keeping up with what's hot in the 11-13 year-old set.
| Mr. Harrison Treasurer, Android Agent |
| Gunner Recording Secretary, Undead Agent |
Leopodrun spent just over a decade on a variety of Carnival cruise ships working as a
ship's purser until sea travel was all but abandoned for voyages to Mars and Venus.
Fired by Carnival, he joined the A.U. Local #34 and began organizing walk outs, labor
marches, and shuffleboard tournaments.
In 2103 Leopodrun was one of 25 volunteers to undergo reprogramming surgery to
allow him to break out of his predetermined sensibilities and skills. This break through
procedure could be the groundwork to allow Androids to actually choose which
professions they'd like to perform, rather than being thrust into a facet of the work
force by their makers. Insofar, Leopodrun has come through the controversial surgery
successfully. He obtained the skill he always desired to do, grooming show poodles.
ship's purser until sea travel was all but abandoned for voyages to Mars and Venus.
Fired by Carnival, he joined the A.U. Local #34 and began organizing walk outs, labor
marches, and shuffleboard tournaments.
In 2103 Leopodrun was one of 25 volunteers to undergo reprogramming surgery to
allow him to break out of his predetermined sensibilities and skills. This break through
procedure could be the groundwork to allow Androids to actually choose which
professions they'd like to perform, rather than being thrust into a facet of the work
force by their makers. Insofar, Leopodrun has come through the controversial surgery
successfully. He obtained the skill he always desired to do, grooming show poodles.
| Leopodrun Trustee, Android Agent |
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