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The program helps managers enhance their problem-solving and switch-blade skills, while developing a greater
contempt towards their employees. Managers experience social problems - poverty, homelessness, illiteracy,
and having to ride the city bus. They get heavily involved in programs helping fight drug dependency and
alcoholism - two areas of addiction that, fortunately, only affect the poor. Typical activities include serving meals
to the Undead, building houses for homeless Androids, and helping rid an inner city community of rap music.
Managers become exposed to situations they would rarely encounter in the corporate United Imperial States of
Earth, or learn about in online chat rooms - issues their employees might experience in their day-to-day lives
because they were prevented from a good education thanks, in part, to the U.I.S.E.'s efforts to build a class
division that only supports the elite.
Managers continue to receive their salary while on assignment so they don't actually have to experience what it's
like to be poor or destitute.
contempt towards their employees. Managers experience social problems - poverty, homelessness, illiteracy,
and having to ride the city bus. They get heavily involved in programs helping fight drug dependency and
alcoholism - two areas of addiction that, fortunately, only affect the poor. Typical activities include serving meals
to the Undead, building houses for homeless Androids, and helping rid an inner city community of rap music.
Managers become exposed to situations they would rarely encounter in the corporate United Imperial States of
Earth, or learn about in online chat rooms - issues their employees might experience in their day-to-day lives
because they were prevented from a good education thanks, in part, to the U.I.S.E.'s efforts to build a class
division that only supports the elite.
Managers continue to receive their salary while on assignment so they don't actually have to experience what it's
like to be poor or destitute.
Education Assistance
This internship is for college credit only. Check with your University if they participate in the DIPS Labor and
Learn Program (Community colleges, State run colleges, and Private colleges do not participate)
Responsibilities:
Interns are used in place of hiring actual assistants for middle management positions. They are expected to work
a full 8 hour day, be on call to assist in anything from office cleaning, coffee making/fetching, bagel runs, lunch
pick ups, personal errands for the managers, answering phones, filing , faxing, coping, mailing, sitting on hold for
the manager so he doesn't have to, scheduling, customer complaint callbacks, and detailing the manager's hover
craft.
Chance for Advancement:
There is a strong opportunity for advancement for the motivated intern who can be punctual, well groomed, polite,
diligent, and above all, chipper.
This internship is for college credit only. Check with your University if they participate in the DIPS Labor and
Learn Program (Community colleges, State run colleges, and Private colleges do not participate)
Responsibilities:
Interns are used in place of hiring actual assistants for middle management positions. They are expected to work
a full 8 hour day, be on call to assist in anything from office cleaning, coffee making/fetching, bagel runs, lunch
pick ups, personal errands for the managers, answering phones, filing , faxing, coping, mailing, sitting on hold for
the manager so he doesn't have to, scheduling, customer complaint callbacks, and detailing the manager's hover
craft.
Chance for Advancement:
There is a strong opportunity for advancement for the motivated intern who can be punctual, well groomed, polite,
diligent, and above all, chipper.
DIPS is looking for college students or
any other unskilled workers still living
at home with their parents!
Come join the exciting world of
package delivery and earn college
credit* as you learn!
*some colleges may not actually offer credit.
any other unskilled workers still living
at home with their parents!
Come join the exciting world of
package delivery and earn college
credit* as you learn!
*some colleges may not actually offer credit.
| Take a look to see if one of these internship possibilities will work for you! |
Purpose:
To tap into the unpaid labor force by offering
college credit in lue of actual earned wages.
Eligibility:
Must be a college sophomore or junior, in good
academic standing, have solid referrals by
teachers or employers, and play the kazoo.
To tap into the unpaid labor force by offering
college credit in lue of actual earned wages.
Eligibility:
Must be a college sophomore or junior, in good
academic standing, have solid referrals by
teachers or employers, and play the kazoo.
DIPS Labor and Learn Program
Internship Delving into Outreach Teamwork
Feeding the Undead, tuning up Androids, and sleeping in 200 thread count sheets are not the activities you
would typically find in a training course for senior level managers - except at DIPS.
would typically find in a training course for senior level managers - except at DIPS.
Founded in 2068, the Internship Delving Into
Outreach Teamwork (I.D.I.O.T.) is an intense
management training course designed to create
a soul searching environment for senior level
executives as they become immersed into a
Community of workers that are already beaten
down by the system. While in the program,
managers leave their jobs and families to spend
a month living and working within the working
class, "slumming it," with only the clothes on
their backs, and a case of malt liquor.
Outreach Teamwork (I.D.I.O.T.) is an intense
management training course designed to create
a soul searching environment for senior level
executives as they become immersed into a
Community of workers that are already beaten
down by the system. While in the program,
managers leave their jobs and families to spend
a month living and working within the working
class, "slumming it," with only the clothes on
their backs, and a case of malt liquor.
Robert Pooff, an intern from the 2098 program,
put the experience into his own worlds: The
internship "made me a better person. I've never
been exposed to anything like it in my life. In
fact, I didn't even know they had poor people.
Now I've not only learned some really catchy
jargon to use with the 'home boys' in my
department, but I also know which areas never
to drive through at night in my Mercedes."
put the experience into his own worlds: The
internship "made me a better person. I've never
been exposed to anything like it in my life. In
fact, I didn't even know they had poor people.
Now I've not only learned some really catchy
jargon to use with the 'home boys' in my
department, but I also know which areas never
to drive through at night in my Mercedes."
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