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| Mechanic Opportunities |
Position: Space Craft Mechanics, PT
Location: DIPS Headquarters, (United Imperial States of Earth)
Location: DIPS Headquarters, (United Imperial States of Earth)
DIPS is hiring individuals to work as Part-Time Space Craft
Mechanics, Motor Pool Division. Fleet and diesel engine
experience is highly desirable. Strong troubleshooting skills
and ability to do miracles with duct tape is also required for
this position. DIPS Space Craft Mechanics must be proficient
in operating standard transmission vessels, a working
knowledge of all DIPS fleet vessels, and a high tolerance to
pain. DIPS requires Mechanics to have a complete set of
their own hand tools so they won't steal the ones provided by
the company, even if you just want to take them home for the
weekend to put together your new Ikea living room set.
Mechanics, Motor Pool Division. Fleet and diesel engine
experience is highly desirable. Strong troubleshooting skills
and ability to do miracles with duct tape is also required for
this position. DIPS Space Craft Mechanics must be proficient
in operating standard transmission vessels, a working
knowledge of all DIPS fleet vessels, and a high tolerance to
pain. DIPS requires Mechanics to have a complete set of
their own hand tools so they won't steal the ones provided by
the company, even if you just want to take them home for the
weekend to put together your new Ikea living room set.
Position: Ship Washer, PT
Location: DIPS Nordhoff Checkpoint, Gamma Quadrant
Location: DIPS Nordhoff Checkpoint, Gamma Quadrant
We are recruiting for Part-Time Ship Washers. Requirements include the ability
to fly a manual transmission vessel, posses a current valid pilot's license, and
knowledge of how to change the clock on the dashboard during times of
Daylight Savings, without upsetting the radio presets.
This is a physical, non-cranial level job that requires both interior and exterior
cleaning of the DIPS vessels using hand held tools including a rubber tube
through which water is pumped, spraying out the other end.
Ship Washers are required to use soap and water, so Androids need not apply.
to fly a manual transmission vessel, posses a current valid pilot's license, and
knowledge of how to change the clock on the dashboard during times of
Daylight Savings, without upsetting the radio presets.
This is a physical, non-cranial level job that requires both interior and exterior
cleaning of the DIPS vessels using hand held tools including a rubber tube
through which water is pumped, spraying out the other end.
Ship Washers are required to use soap and water, so Androids need not apply.
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Mechanics are the backbone of the delivery industry. Experts in repair and maintenance are vital to keeping
the company moving. It also saves our customers money in shipping costs if our current fleet can stay active
and not need to be upgraded or replaced due to wear and tear, age, and being obsolete.
Mechanic and Maintenance positions include Part-Time Stationed Positions as well as Intergalactic Travel
aboard DIPS vessels. Onboard mechanics are a highly coveted position generally apprenticed until the Lead
Mechanic retires or is killed on duty.
Stationed positions are open to most Undead and Android applicants, but Onboard Division positions are
Carbon Based Life Forms only.
the company moving. It also saves our customers money in shipping costs if our current fleet can stay active
and not need to be upgraded or replaced due to wear and tear, age, and being obsolete.
Mechanic and Maintenance positions include Part-Time Stationed Positions as well as Intergalactic Travel
aboard DIPS vessels. Onboard mechanics are a highly coveted position generally apprenticed until the Lead
Mechanic retires or is killed on duty.
Stationed positions are open to most Undead and Android applicants, but Onboard Division positions are
Carbon Based Life Forms only.
