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The Office Professionals are the backbone of the
delivery industry. Without a solid staff of paper
pushing, micromanaging, business school grads
who haven't been tainted by working in real world
positions, DIPS crews wouldn't have the
motivation to do their best.
DIPS Professional opportunities can range from
full to part time and are generally located at DIPS
Headquarters in the United Imperial States of
Earth. These positions are open to all living and
non living life forms. Other DIPS professional
careers can be found throughout the 12 Known
Galaxies and are posted accordingly.
delivery industry. Without a solid staff of paper
pushing, micromanaging, business school grads
who haven't been tainted by working in real world
positions, DIPS crews wouldn't have the
motivation to do their best.
DIPS Professional opportunities can range from
full to part time and are generally located at DIPS
Headquarters in the United Imperial States of
Earth. These positions are open to all living and
non living life forms. Other DIPS professional
careers can be found throughout the 12 Known
Galaxies and are posted accordingly.
Position: Customs Checkpoint Brokerage Representative, PT
Location: Alpha Quadrant
Location: Alpha Quadrant
Administrative tasks in the import operations department, live transport
division. Heavy involvement in service to the client and their suppliers.
Knowledge of diversionary techniques and use of the statement, "not
my department, I'll have to transfer you" a must. Demanding
unnecessary and unrealistic documentation to process the shipment,
as well as asking for forms that don't exist, is mandatory. Those without
experience in Red-Tape Departments need not apply.
division. Heavy involvement in service to the client and their suppliers.
Knowledge of diversionary techniques and use of the statement, "not
my department, I'll have to transfer you" a must. Demanding
unnecessary and unrealistic documentation to process the shipment,
as well as asking for forms that don't exist, is mandatory. Those without
experience in Red-Tape Departments need not apply.
Position: Shipment Order Processing Representative III, PT
Location: DIPS Headquarters, (United Imperial States of Earth)
Location: DIPS Headquarters, (United Imperial States of Earth)
The ideal candidate for Shipment Order Processing Representative III will
have three or more weeks experience in a fast-paced inbound call center
or closely related environment, such as a cable television or satellite TV
complaint line. The candidate will have strong oral/written communication,
customer service, and tolerance for dealing with the absolute stupidest life
forms ever brought forth into existence. Will be expected to take verbal
abuse from both customers and supervisors, as well as working through
breaks and into overtime with no extra compensation.
have three or more weeks experience in a fast-paced inbound call center
or closely related environment, such as a cable television or satellite TV
complaint line. The candidate will have strong oral/written communication,
customer service, and tolerance for dealing with the absolute stupidest life
forms ever brought forth into existence. Will be expected to take verbal
abuse from both customers and supervisors, as well as working through
breaks and into overtime with no extra compensation.
Position: Receptionist in Shipping Controller Deparment, FT
Location: DIPS Headquarters, (United Imperial States of Earth)
Location: DIPS Headquarters, (United Imperial States of Earth)
Looking for an individual with background in multiple phone lines,
computer experience, and ability to sit at one desk all day long facing a
blank wall. Duties will include transferring calls, greeting guests, and
begging for someone to cover you so you can use the restroom. The
ideal candidate will be able to say the phone greeting, "Good
Morning/Afternoon, you have reached DIPS Corporation, the only
shipping company with a 61% survival rating traveling to all of the 12
known galaxies, thank you so much for calling, how might I direct you
today?" over and over without mumbling or ever sounding bored.
computer experience, and ability to sit at one desk all day long facing a
blank wall. Duties will include transferring calls, greeting guests, and
begging for someone to cover you so you can use the restroom. The
ideal candidate will be able to say the phone greeting, "Good
Morning/Afternoon, you have reached DIPS Corporation, the only
shipping company with a 61% survival rating traveling to all of the 12
known galaxies, thank you so much for calling, how might I direct you
today?" over and over without mumbling or ever sounding bored.
Position: Personal Secretary, HLD Management Division, FT
Location: DIPS Headquarters, (United Imperial States of Earth)
Location: DIPS Headquarters, (United Imperial States of Earth)
A Personal Secretary is required to manage the hectic life an Upper
Management Manager. She will be required to answer phone calls and
maintain a phone log, schedule appointments, make excuses when the
appointments aren't kept, find things he's lost, take the blame when
customers are angry, run errands for anyone in the office, and forfeit any
semblance of a personal life outside of the Corporation. The ideal
candidate will be able to take verbal abuse, as well as the occasional
stapler thrown at her head in times of stress.
Management Manager. She will be required to answer phone calls and
maintain a phone log, schedule appointments, make excuses when the
appointments aren't kept, find things he's lost, take the blame when
customers are angry, run errands for anyone in the office, and forfeit any
semblance of a personal life outside of the Corporation. The ideal
candidate will be able to take verbal abuse, as well as the occasional
stapler thrown at her head in times of stress.
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